The 6 Worst Types of Coffee Drinkers

Hello there you beautiful beings of the blog-o-sphere!

Today I am continuing on with the coffee theme and will be exploring the six worst types of coffee drinkers that there are out there. While Ryoko's book Coffee Gives Me Superpowers (that i touched upon last week) is laden with scientific facts, it does also contain some humorous and relatable snippets which I thought I would share with you today. We are all aware that coffee is a universal beverage and that there are many unique and different ways in which coffee can be appreciated; in Ryoko's book she dedicates a section to 'The 6 Worst Types of Coffee Drinkers', she even gives a satirical shout out to all those individuals that hold up the queue spelling out their lengthy self customised drink order to the poor panic stricken barrister- you people know who you are ;) The 6 worst types of coffee drinkers (based on popular opinion) described in Ryoko's book are the following: 

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Clearly this is an exaggeration and just a bit of fun, but if you had to choose, which coffee drinker do you think you would be? I think I'm probably guilty of being a bit of all of them if I am honest, although I'm more of a black coffee with a dash of almond milk and a sprinkle of stevia - not fussy at all- no of course not. What do you usually order at the coffee shop? Let me know in the comments :)

Thanks for reading!

- Olivia Charlotte Alice
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